Within Ten Miles of 46804......or Not

Fort Wayne, Indiana. A city of 255,000 people (give or take a few). To me, that means that 125,000 (give or take a few), are likely to be male. Let's go ahead and chop that number in half, allowing for those too young, and those too old for me to date. Now we have about 62,500 men (give or take a few), that are within my age parameters. To be fair now, I have to discount the ones that are married, gay, or otherwise unavailable to me. I'm going to be generous and take away a whoppin' 75% of that. I now have 17,500 men (give or take a few), in Fort Wayne, Indiana to cull from. Out of this 17,500, now, I will once again, be generous and remove those with qualities that will not work for me, such as the unemployed, those who hate children, those who wear makeup,men who drink heavily/smoke, are borderline unintelligent, have anger management problems, may be better looking than I am, are shorter than I am, and are skirt-chasers. We now have 8,750 men available in the greater Fort Wayne area. That still seems like a lot, doesn't it? Unfortunately, the elimination process isn't complete---I still must allow for those I still must pull from the bunch--those that are incarcerated, those who have the likelihood of being serial killers, and other ne'er do-wells. Out of that, I shall pull 3000. 5,750 now remain. In reality, there are not actually 5,750--no, no, NO.....take out now for those who are married to their jobs, those who want no real commitment, those who have vastly different political and religious views, those who ask women for money, and lastly, those who cannot/will not spell my name right, and that now leaves.............three. There are three men in Fort Wayne, Indiana who are actual, viable dating prospects. That means.........let's check out Muncie.
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